Is INTERNET Male or a Female?

The first thing I do after getting up in the morning is checking my Emails. But yesterday, I skipped this task and went on to read the newspaper. So, the thought of checking my Emails was still there in my mind even when I was reading the NEWS. I came across an article which pointed that there is discrimination between the girls and the boys even in the new-age society! I was quite shocked to read the examples given there but it gave a rise to a quite weird question in my Mind!

We classify everything into three genders namely He, She and It. So, if anyone questions you weather the Internet is a Male or a Female, what will be your probable answer? [remember that we are neglecting the third gender here]

In the first place, this question will surely annoy you! It did to me too! I was cursing myself to think all such weird stuff, but I thought of taking your advice to land to any conclusion.

Just tell me your views about this topic. I would love to hear your answers to this question and your explanation regarding it. And remember, For a weird question, weird answers are expected!!

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Comments (28)

Tech @ InkAPoint

July 26th, 2009 at 2:30 am    


Internet is like a heart of males and females.

S.Pradeep Kumar

July 26th, 2009 at 4:25 pm    


I would like to ask Internet virgin or not ? :D

Rohit Sane

July 26th, 2009 at 5:34 pm    


Another weird Question Pradeep! I just hope these people don’t kill us for annoying them!

Harsh Agrawal

July 26th, 2009 at 10:06 pm    


I will say She ..coz She is my first love …
@Pradeep.. : Virgin ..Do u really think so?? :P

@Rohit Lil off topic.. but I noticed you have more then 1 categories for a post,try to use one category per post..

Farrhad A

July 27th, 2009 at 1:41 am    


I’d go with ‘it’.

I keep saying ‘The Internet is an awesome THING.”

@Farrhad

PS. Thanks for commenting on The Marketing Park.

Rohit Sane

July 27th, 2009 at 11:01 am    


@Harsh: I recently came to know that having more than one categories is a bad practice for SEO. So should I change the categories of my previous posts also?

@Farrhad: You are always welcome! I don’t comment on articles that don’t interest me! I liked the posts so I commented on it. I would have liked to hear your logic for a Male or a Female answer. Anyways, never mind.

George Serradinho

July 27th, 2009 at 11:19 am    


I would say it’s a ‘SHE’.

You need to treat her with care and love and always keep her happy and updated. Tell her that you love her and she will honor and respect you, lol

Thanks for this question, would love to see what the majority says.

kas

July 27th, 2009 at 11:43 am    


I think internet is a FEmale.
Internet is multitasking. Internet can do many things at one time without any confusion.
IT HAS BEEN PROVED SCIENTIFICALLY THAT WOMEN CAN DO MANY TASKS AT ONE TIME BUT NOT MEN.

Rohit Sane

July 27th, 2009 at 12:40 pm    


Cool logic Serradinho!

@kas: Even you are not wrong!

ksbnok

July 27th, 2009 at 1:48 pm    


Heheheh The question is nice n put me to give it a thought…ummmm…

according to me I can say it is “she” coz it gives us knowledge, wealth without thinking of nething in return..she does not expect nething from us everyday she feeds us with knowledge n takes care of me I mean I can post bills buy pizzas or movie tickets online…

so this is a true nature of a lady in ma eyes….

blinkky

July 27th, 2009 at 6:31 pm    


I just refer the Internet as Internet. It’s really weird to thing about it =)

Farrhad A

July 28th, 2009 at 12:06 am    


@Rohit Well..I love the Internet…so I’d love it to be a gal :D

Ruchi

July 28th, 2009 at 12:05 pm    


You have good thinking power. Your question brought a smile on my face instead of annoying.
@George , Kas & Ksbnok , Thanks for saying so good things about females. ( On lighter note) :)

This discussion can never end, You all can continue till your imagination goes.

S.Pradeep Kumar

July 28th, 2009 at 10:51 pm    


@ Harsh : :D Internet lost its virginity..when I entered blogging ! :P Just for Laughs …

Aditya

August 1st, 2009 at 2:44 pm    


It hardly matters whether internet is a girl or a boy. We love it and this is the bottom line. However, as Farrhad said ‘I love the Internet…so I’d love it to be a gal ‘.

Raju

August 2nd, 2009 at 10:51 pm    


LOL!! what a weird thought, loved reading those comments above as well! I believe the sex of Internet varies from person to person using it ;)

Bijay Rungta (@rungss)

August 3rd, 2009 at 10:07 pm    


And remember, For a weird question, weird answers are expected!!

I don’t really need to worry if it sounds weird… HaHaaa…

So here comes my Answer…

Normally I think majority of People will call the Internet as “It” meaning it to be asexual..

But Most Beautiful, Nice and Good things which doesn’t have a gender are referred to as “She” or “Her” in the Civilized World…

So I would call it a Female…

@rungss on Twitter…
Do follow if u like my thoughts…

PS: Just realized most of those who commented are from my very own India..

Good to meet my fellow Indian Bloggers…

I visited some of the Profiles of you guys just now…

Thanks to Ruchi (choosyinfo) I knew her for some time and her Blog is which lead me to this Posta and the other Guys here…

Rohit Sane(techfreakstuff)
Shahsank(ksbnok)

Will like to know the Other guys too…

See ya…
Bijay…

PSS: Ruchi, I added to the Good things about Females…

Rohit Sane

August 3rd, 2009 at 10:24 pm    


@Bijay Rungta: Thanks for such a clear explanation!! Loved your thought..

JamesM

August 11th, 2009 at 4:46 pm    


I would say the Internet in genderless, but I’m a native English speaker – in Spanish it’s “el Internet” and in French “le Internet” – both *masculine*!

Suneel

August 12th, 2009 at 11:21 am    


Definitely female. Because she made me fall in love with her.

Crazy blogger

August 26th, 2009 at 1:20 pm    


for me internet is female as i am male

pramodh

September 7th, 2009 at 4:25 pm    


A difficult question to answer… I go neither for male nor female… Or not even asexual.

I would say it is bisexual.. as it has both people using it….

Tech Buzz

September 15th, 2009 at 4:23 pm    


Very interesting title and post

i too didn’t thought about this before, lol

tonio

September 15th, 2009 at 6:15 pm    


By giving their opinion, people here are projecting themselves on the internet like in Rorschach tests (sorry Promodh, just kidding :)

I think, we must look at statistics regarding surf : what is the category of the most visited pages ?

And then deduce which population is more likely to visit that honorable :) category of websites. Got it ? ;-)

Rohit Sane

September 15th, 2009 at 9:02 pm    


@tonio: Here we are talking basically about the Internet , not about the people using it! (even though it is related)

Health fitness

September 25th, 2009 at 8:32 am    


Good question !
I think that internet is genderless and we love it anyway

MOSS 2007 training

June 5th, 2010 at 10:17 pm    


hmm.. i think its a female, because i am also a male, then i really love internet.

Siva

June 27th, 2010 at 4:45 am    


Hey , my mouse actually not responding now. so it is Female mouse.. and it is got attracted.

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