Is INTERNET Male or a Female?

The first thing I do after getting up in the morning is checking my Emails. But yesterday, I skipped this task and went on to read the newspaper. So, the thought of checking my Emails was still there in my mind even when I was reading the NEWS. I came across an article which pointed that there is discrimination between the girls and the boys even in the new-age society! I was quite shocked to read the examples given there but it gave a rise to a quite weird question in my Mind!

We classify everything into three genders namely He, She and It. So, if anyone questions you weather the Internet is a Male or a Female, what will be your probable answer? [remember that we are neglecting the third gender here]

In the first place, this question will surely annoy you! It did to me too! I was cursing myself to think all such weird stuff, but I thought of taking your advice to land to any conclusion.

Just tell me your views about this topic. I would love to hear your answers to this question and your explanation regarding it. And remember, For a weird question, weird answers are expected!!

  • Tech @ InkAPoint

    Internet is like a heart of males and females.

  • S.Pradeep Kumar

    I would like to ask Internet virgin or not ? :D

  • Rohit Sane

    Another weird Question Pradeep! I just hope these people don’t kill us for annoying them!

  • Harsh Agrawal

    I will say She ..coz She is my first love …
    @Pradeep.. : Virgin ..Do u really think so?? :P

    @Rohit Lil off topic.. but I noticed you have more then 1 categories for a post,try to use one category per post..

  • Farrhad A

    I’d go with ‘it’.

    I keep saying ‘The Internet is an awesome THING.”


    PS. Thanks for commenting on The Marketing Park.

  • Rohit Sane

    @Harsh: I recently came to know that having more than one categories is a bad practice for SEO. So should I change the categories of my previous posts also?

    @Farrhad: You are always welcome! I don’t comment on articles that don’t interest me! I liked the posts so I commented on it. I would have liked to hear your logic for a Male or a Female answer. Anyways, never mind.

  • George Serradinho

    I would say it’s a ‘SHE’.

    You need to treat her with care and love and always keep her happy and updated. Tell her that you love her and she will honor and respect you, lol

    Thanks for this question, would love to see what the majority says.

  • kas

    I think internet is a FEmale.
    Internet is multitasking. Internet can do many things at one time without any confusion.

  • Rohit Sane

    Cool logic Serradinho!

    @kas: Even you are not wrong!

  • ksbnok

    Heheheh The question is nice n put me to give it a thought…ummmm…

    according to me I can say it is “she” coz it gives us knowledge, wealth without thinking of nething in return..she does not expect nething from us everyday she feeds us with knowledge n takes care of me I mean I can post bills buy pizzas or movie tickets online…

    so this is a true nature of a lady in ma eyes….

  • blinkky

    I just refer the Internet as Internet. It’s really weird to thing about it =)

  • Farrhad A

    @Rohit Well..I love the Internet…so I’d love it to be a gal :D

  • Ruchi

    You have good thinking power. Your question brought a smile on my face instead of annoying.
    @George , Kas & Ksbnok , Thanks for saying so good things about females. ( On lighter note) :)

    This discussion can never end, You all can continue till your imagination goes.

  • S.Pradeep Kumar

    @ Harsh : :D Internet lost its virginity..when I entered blogging ! :P Just for Laughs …

  • Aditya

    It hardly matters whether internet is a girl or a boy. We love it and this is the bottom line. However, as Farrhad said ‘I love the Internet…so I’d love it to be a gal ‘.

  • Raju

    LOL!! what a weird thought, loved reading those comments above as well! I believe the sex of Internet varies from person to person using it ;)

  • Bijay Rungta (@rungss)

    And remember, For a weird question, weird answers are expected!!

    I don’t really need to worry if it sounds weird… HaHaaa…

    So here comes my Answer…

    Normally I think majority of People will call the Internet as “It” meaning it to be asexual..

    But Most Beautiful, Nice and Good things which doesn’t have a gender are referred to as “She” or “Her” in the Civilized World…

    So I would call it a Female…

    @rungss on Twitter…
    Do follow if u like my thoughts…

    PS: Just realized most of those who commented are from my very own India..

    Good to meet my fellow Indian Bloggers…

    I visited some of the Profiles of you guys just now…

    Thanks to Ruchi (choosyinfo) I knew her for some time and her Blog is which lead me to this Posta and the other Guys here…

    Rohit Sane(techfreakstuff)

    Will like to know the Other guys too…

    See ya…

    PSS: Ruchi, I added to the Good things about Females…

  • Rohit Sane

    @Bijay Rungta: Thanks for such a clear explanation!! Loved your thought..

  • JamesM

    I would say the Internet in genderless, but I’m a native English speaker – in Spanish it’s “el Internet” and in French “le Internet” – both *masculine*!

  • Suneel

    Definitely female. Because she made me fall in love with her.

  • Crazy blogger

    for me internet is female as i am male

  • pramodh

    A difficult question to answer… I go neither for male nor female… Or not even asexual.

    I would say it is bisexual.. as it has both people using it….

  • Tech Buzz

    Very interesting title and post

    i too didn’t thought about this before, lol

  • tonio

    By giving their opinion, people here are projecting themselves on the internet like in Rorschach tests (sorry Promodh, just kidding :)

    I think, we must look at statistics regarding surf : what is the category of the most visited pages ?

    And then deduce which population is more likely to visit that honorable :) category of websites. Got it ? ;-)

  • Rohit Sane

    @tonio: Here we are talking basically about the Internet , not about the people using it! (even though it is related)

  • Health fitness

    Good question !
    I think that internet is genderless and we love it anyway

  • MOSS 2007 training

    hmm.. i think its a female, because i am also a male, then i really love internet.

  • Siva

    Hey , my mouse actually not responding now. so it is Female mouse.. and it is got attracted.

  • myadav

    very nice and interesting post :)

  • dheerajkapoor

    Thanks for such a clear explanation!! Loved your thought..really nice…