Symptoms of Swine Flu in Computer Freaks and Geeks [Internet Humour]

Symptoms of Swine Flu in Geeks [Funny]

Swine Flu has scared people to death! But actually speaking there is no need to frighten to such and extent! The situation appears to be quite under control and also, some vaccines are made available. But, considering the lighter side of the Swine Flu incidence, let me tell you some of the Symptoms of Swine Flu in Geeks.

It is a sure case of Swine Flu when Geeks start uttering the following statements:

I discovered C+-
I can play Counter Strike even with my eyes closed!
My Adsense earnings are going to cross the Google’s yearly revenue soon.
I have a 1 TB hard-drive in my Mobile Phone.
CPU is the most unused component of a Computer.
I am gonna die if My Twitter account gets suspended.
Hacking is the most easiest activity on the Earth.

Some unusual behaviors also show the grown of Swine Flu v!rus in Geeks. Examples:

Dance in the Rain and say Lord Google is peeing on me!
Using the Physical version of DOS(Denial of Service) attack on your Girl Friend.
Getting the Tattoo of </head> and <body> on the neck. See Image.
Doing grave typos like “PenIs Mightier Than Sword“
Dreaming of using Google through Telepathy.

I know these symptoms are rare, but keep in mind that if you find such a person surely take him to a hospital. Swine Flu is a contagious disease and you may soon be infected if you stay with such people.

Note: This post is meant to be funny. None of the symptoms mentioned above are true to my knowledge.

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Comments (14)

Surender Sharma

August 18th, 2009 at 10:34 pm

ha ha !
Ouch ! very funny and creative…

George Serradinho

August 19th, 2009 at 8:20 pm

Nice laugh, the tattoo of and is just unbelievable. I wonder if people would really do that.

August 19th, 2009 at 11:25 pm

Nice one. Its has been months since I read Geeky Fun stuffs. Did you make it or got the idea from somewhere?

S.Pradeep Kumar

August 20th, 2009 at 6:00 am

Ha ha ! Freaking !

I guess I have some symptoms !

Klaus @ TechPatio

August 20th, 2009 at 2:16 pm

1 TB storage in the mobile phone… now that would rock, I’d take a swine flu any day if it comes with 1 TB of mobile phone storage

(they say swine flu ain’t as bad as normal flu, unless of course you’re sick beforehand, then you could get into trouble).

August 20th, 2009 at 4:30 pm

These thought are 100% original. No copying from anywhere! How do you like my Sense of Humour?

August 22nd, 2009 at 7:19 am

Wow! You made me fall down to floor. I like ‘google peeing on me’ joke. It shows how much google dominate this internet world.

kas

August 22nd, 2009 at 3:06 pm

Amazing! v funny! i liked “dos denial of service” joke and “god is peeing on me” joke d most.
lolz
keep it up.

August 23rd, 2009 at 1:58 pm

Ha ha
Awesome, Hats off to your humorous thinking.

August 28th, 2009 at 9:37 am

ha ha ha
good post dude

August 28th, 2009 at 9:13 pm

Lolz Nice one and funny though

September 2nd, 2009 at 10:09 am

Really funny! enjoyed it.

Andy @ Gps Container Tracking

September 2nd, 2009 at 12:12 pm

Oh great then. Your sense of Humor is really excellent.It was really funny. Thanks

Technology Blog

September 5th, 2009 at 1:22 am

Oh my God! really funny, this post worked as a stress buster for me and my friends. very cool

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