Symptoms of Swine Flu in Geeks [Funny]

Swine Flu has scared people to death! But actually speaking there is no need to frighten to such and extent! The situation appears to be quite under control and also, some vaccines are made available. But, considering the lighter side of the Swine Flu incidence, let me tell you some of the Symptoms of Swine Flu in Geeks.

It is a sure case of Swine Flu when Geeks start uttering the following statements:

  • I discovered C+-
  • I can play Counter Strike even with my eyes closed!
  • My Adsense earnings are going to cross the Google‘s yearly revenue soon.
  • I have a 1 TB hard-drive in my Mobile Phone.
  • CPU is the most unused component of a Computer.
  • I am gonna die if My Twitter account gets suspended.
  • Hacking is the most easiest activity on the Earth.

Some unusual behaviors also show the grown of Swine Flu v!rus in Geeks. Examples:

  • Dance in the Rain and say Lord Google is peeing on me!
  • Using the Physical version of DOS(Denial of Service) attack on your Girl Friend.
  • Getting the Tattoo of </head> and <body> on the neck. See Image.
  • Doing grave typos like “PenIs Mightier Than Sword
  • Dreaming of using Google through Telepathy.

I know these symptoms are rare, but keep in mind that if you find such a person surely take him to a hospital. Swine Flu is a contagious disease and you may soon be infected if you stay with such people.

Note: This post is meant to be funny. None of the symptoms mentioned above are true to my knowledge.

  • Surender Sharma

    ha ha !
    Ouch ! very funny and creative…

  • George Serradinho

    Nice laugh, the tattoo of and is just unbelievable. I wonder if people would really do that.

  • Agent 001

    Nice one. Its has been months since I read Geeky Fun stuffs. Did you make it or got the idea from somewhere?

  • S.Pradeep Kumar

    Ha ha ! Freaking ! 😆

    I guess I have some symptoms ! 😆

  • Klaus @ TechPatio

    1 TB storage in the mobile phone… now that would rock, I’d take a swine flu any day if it comes with 1 TB of mobile phone storage 😀

    (they say swine flu ain’t as bad as normal flu, unless of course you’re sick beforehand, then you could get into trouble).

  • Rohit Sane

    These thought are 100% original. No copying from anywhere! How do you like my Sense of Humour?

  • Ricky

    Wow! You made me fall down to floor. I like ‘google peeing on me’ joke. It shows how much google dominate this internet world.

  • kas

    Amazing! v funny! i liked “dos denial of service” joke and “god is peeing on me” joke d most.
    keep it up.

  • Rohit

    Ha ha :)
    Awesome, Hats off to your humorous thinking.

  • Sunil Jain

    ha ha ha :)
    good post dude :)

  • Theme premium

    Lolz Nice one and funny though :)

  • sham

    Really funny! enjoyed it.

  • Andy @ Gps Container Tracking

    Oh great then. Your sense of Humor is really excellent.It was really funny. Thanks

  • Technology Blog

    Oh my God! really funny, this post worked as a stress buster for me and my friends. very cool :)