Swine Flu has scared people to death! But actually speaking there is no need to frighten to such and extent! The situation appears to be quite under control and also, some vaccines are made available. But, considering the lighter side of the Swine Flu incidence, let me tell you some of the Symptoms of Swine Flu in Geeks.
It is a sure case of Swine Flu when Geeks start uttering the following statements:
- I discovered C+-
- I can play Counter Strike even with my eyes closed!
- My Adsense earnings are going to cross the Google‘s yearly revenue soon.
- I have a 1 TB hard-drive in my Mobile Phone.
- CPU is the most unused component of a Computer.
- I am gonna die if My Twitter account gets suspended.
- Hacking is the most easiest activity on the Earth.
Some unusual behaviors also show the grown of Swine Flu v!rus in Geeks. Examples:
- Dance in the Rain and say Lord Google is peeing on me!
- Using the Physical version of DOS(Denial of Service) attack on your Girl Friend.
- Getting the Tattoo of </head> and <body> on the neck. See Image.
- Doing grave typos like “PenIs Mightier Than Sword“
- Dreaming of using Google through Telepathy.
I know these symptoms are rare, but keep in mind that if you find such a person surely take him to a hospital. Swine Flu is a contagious disease and you may soon be infected if you stay with such people.
Note: This post is meant to be funny. None of the symptoms mentioned above are true to my knowledge.