The most Hilarious and Geeky Emails regarding WOMEN
I received a few Emails in the past week which talked about the Nature of Women and their normal Behaviour.
Also were attached a few Images which I am going to share with you. I found these truly hilarious and hope that even you have a good laugh!
1. A GEEK women writing to a Technical Support Guy
Dear Tech Support,
Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and I noticed a distinct slowdown in the overall system
performance, particularly in the flower and jewellery applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0.
In addition, Husband1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5, and then installed undesirable programs such as NEWS 5.0, MONEY 3.0 and CRICKET 4.1.
Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and Housecleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system.
Please note that I have tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail.
What can I do?
Signed
_________________________________________________________________
Reply comes As:
DEAR Madam,
First, keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, while Husband 1.0 is an operating system.
Please enter command: ithoughtyoulovedme.Html and try to download Tears 6.2 and do not forget to install the Guilt3.0 update. If that application works as designed, Husband1.0 should then automatically run the applications Jewellery 2.0 and Flowers 3.5.
However, remember, overuse of the above application can cause Husband 1.0 to default to Silence 2.5 or Beer 6.1 . Please note : Beer 6.1 is a very bad program that will download the Snoring Loudly Beta.
Whatever you do, DO NOT under any circumstances install Mother-In-Law 1.0 (it runs a virus in the background that will eventually seize control of all your system resources.)
In addition, please do not attempt to reinstall the Boyfriend 5.0 program. These are unsupported applications and will crash Husband 1.0.
In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have limited memory and cannot learn new
applications quickly. You might consider buying additional software to improve memory and performance.
We recommend: Cooking 3.0 and Good Looks 7.7.
Good Luck Madam!
2. A question in an Engineering Exam. “What are Women? Describe their special aspects and Compare them with Men”
The Answer comes as follows:
Section 1: Describes “What are women?” See Graphical representation
Section 2: Properties of Women and their Data Sheet
Section 3: Chances of Man winning an Argument with a Women with Graph
Section 4: Actual photo : Complexity of the Man versus the Woman Circuit
Section 5: Task performance: Who does it better and Fast? The Shopping Task.
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Comments (13)
Sanjeev Mishra
October 10th, 2009 at 5:55 pm
Hahahaha. Enjoyed every moment of this post. There are very less number of Geek Women on earth and still you managed to find their inside. Great buddy.
Bijay Rungta aka @rungss Spreading Knowledge..
October 10th, 2009 at 8:31 pm
HaHaaa
Loved it Rohit…
keep them coming in…
Cheers..
@rungss
Farrhad A
October 10th, 2009 at 9:46 pm
Hilarious!!!
Loved them, keep posting more like these
Stefan
October 10th, 2009 at 9:50 pm
Haha, wonderful. I have heard the first one, but number 5 on the second one really did it. Thumbs up.
Ricky
October 10th, 2009 at 10:08 pm
You again came up with hilarious post.
I loved it.
Rohit Sane
October 11th, 2009 at 1:04 pm
@Farrhad A @Stefan @Ricky: I am happy that you enjoyed the Post. I am surely going to come up with more of these.
blinkky
October 12th, 2009 at 6:58 pm
It’s really fun to read something like this. Post more =)
steppinout
October 13th, 2009 at 7:44 pm
Love it soooo much. Thanks man. It makes me laugh a lot
S.Pradeep Kumar
October 13th, 2009 at 9:29 pm
Nice share man.. enjoyed it !
Ching Ya
October 14th, 2009 at 3:58 pm
I think guys going to have the most fun reading this and spreading the links. LOL.. nice job! Had a good laugh with this. Just image if all those applications existed…wait, it is, in real life. =P
@wchingya
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Robin
October 20th, 2009 at 10:53 pm
hahahha @Chingya you are correct. I just retweeted
TechChunks
November 14th, 2009 at 6:31 pm
LOLOL… Man, you are awesome. Where did you collect such a hilarious set of funny emails?
Black Chandeliers
November 18th, 2009 at 12:20 am
LOL…This is freakin’ hilarious. btw guilt3.0 works for me everytime
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