The most Hilarious and Geeky Emails regarding WOMEN

I received a few Emails in the past week which talked about the Nature of Women and their normal Behaviour.
Also were attached a few Images which I am going to share with you. I found these truly hilarious and hope that even you have a good laugh!

1. A  GEEK women writing to a Technical Support Guy

Dear Tech Support,
Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and I noticed a distinct slowdown in the overall system
performance, particularly in the flower and jewellery applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0.

In addition, Husband1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5, and then installed undesirable programs such as NEWS 5.0, MONEY 3.0 and CRICKET 4.1.

Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and Housecleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system.

Please note that I have tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail.

What can I do?

Signed

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Reply comes As:

DEAR Madam,

First, keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, while Husband 1.0 is an operating system.

Please enter command: ithoughtyoulovedme.Html and try to download Tears 6.2 and do not forget to install the Guilt3.0 update. If that application works as designed, Husband1.0 should then automatically run the applications Jewellery 2.0 and Flowers 3.5.

However, remember, overuse of the above application can cause Husband 1.0 to default to Silence 2.5 or Beer 6.1 . Please note : Beer 6.1 is a very bad program that will download the Snoring Loudly Beta.

Whatever you do, DO NOT under any circumstances install Mother-In-Law 1.0 (it runs a virus in the background that will eventually seize control of all your system resources.)

In addition, please do not attempt to reinstall the Boyfriend 5.0 program. These are unsupported applications and will crash Husband 1.0.

In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have limited memory and cannot learn new
applications quickly.  You might consider buying additional software to improve memory and performance.

We recommend: Cooking 3.0 and Good Looks 7.7.

Good Luck Madam!

2. A question in an Engineering Exam. “What are Women? Describe their special aspects and Compare them with Men”

The Answer comes as follows:

Section 1: Describes “What are women?” See Graphical representation

Section 2: Properties of Women and their Data Sheet

Section 3: Chances of Man winning an Argument with a Women with Graph

Section 4: Actual photo : Complexity of the Man versus the Woman Circuit

Section 5:  Task performance: Who does it better and Fast? The Shopping Task.